The "Over The Moon" Watch: Kim And Kanye Are Having A Girl

That sound you're hearing in you right ear is Pimp Mama Kris screaming with joy over getting a new ho to pimp out on the stroll and that sound you're hearing in your left ear is Kim's fetus wailing at thought of inheriting all of the ***ty sausage casings her mother calls clothes. Because UsWeekly says that Kanye Kardashian and Kim Kardashian found out that she's having a girl. The news that Kim and Kanye are procreating together is bad enough, but UsWeekly's source had to make it worse by dropp...